I like quotations about literature and pictures of Lindsay Lohan eating. This dichotomy accurately sums up my life.

 

It’s all in your head, don’t let it get to you.

using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now

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calmgiant:

How to properly pronounce Bon Iver

I will always and forever reblog this.

This is what I’m saying: you hate your life.
But you don’t know what life is.
Life is too huge for you to possibly hate.
If you hate life, you haven’t seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it’s because your life is too small and doesn’t fit you.
However big you think your life is, it’s nothing compared to what’s out there.

Augusten Burroughs, This is How (via ladymiseria)

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colourbomb:

(Happy Halloween!) 

Oh. This is well done and clever and terrifying and beautiful and oh.

iridially:

colourbomb:

(Happy Halloween!) 

Oh. This is well done and clever and terrifying and beautiful and oh.

Little Things

I had kind of a rough evening, and to top it off I ran my car into a curb in front of my house and got a flat tire.  And I felt curiously emotionally flat and non-responsive and I told my father, who I was very angry with at the time, and then I tried to eat and I got halfway through my dinner before I couldn’t anymore and then I started to panic because I could feel my anxiety, feel it clawing through me and sitting on my chest and warping my mind and making me unreal and ugly, that’s how I feel when I’m anxious, detached and unreal.

But I stopped it.  I got a grip.  I took a couple deep breaths.  I had a cigarette.  I told myself that it was okay, I told myself to calm down.  I hugged my Dad, I apologized about the car.  I watched True Blood, I watched Parks and Rec.  I took another few deep breaths. I didn’t succumb and I didn’t rely on anything else.  I’m not letting anxiety win, I’m gonna fight it.  Because I don’t want to be an anxious mess for England.  I want to be healthy.  

Nothing lasts forever, this too shall pass.  These were the maxims that got me through my depression in high school.  I think they’ll serve nicely with this too.  

BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU? LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF, ‘CAUSE NOBODY’S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU ROLLIN’ YOUR EYES AND YOU ACTING LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE, YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH. BUT I’M NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT, AND I LEARN. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF.

Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)